Reaffirming marital covenant chaste away errant infidelity

Whereby I confessed being guilty

impossible mission to escape accusation

of prurient transgressions

wrought transformation and self condemnation

additionally begat demonstrable emasculation
against accepting, kindling,

urging temptation toward verboten fruit,
clearly communicated, albeit clumsily
courtesy non verbal gesticulation

labeling mine promiscuous, lascivious,

horrendous... behaviour reviling.

Yours truly shirked fidelity

regarding faithful vows

bequeathed courtesy angel of mercy,

who pledged her troth

July twenty fifth nineteen ninety six

five months (not quite to the day) before

"star student" birthed

on December twenty second,

(now gainfully employed

at Certified B-Corporation

headquartered in San Francisco, California).

The missus likened to Rose Madder

than a raging (red) bull

visa vis upon discovering mine absence

(cuz I slept in the basement cull

hooding with Casanova
while at 724 Railroad Avenue
keeping company with mice elf),

methought then how wretched and dull

being married and celibate,

hence yours truly sought full

fill mint outside the marriage,

yet unbeknownst to this husband

an automatic, fatalistic,

and opportunistic hull

king, quaking, and vociferating wife

gave me a thrashing tongue lashing harangue

verbal dressing down,
cuz I betrayed lifelong commitment
until death do we part
me uttering sacrosanct words witnessed courtesy
immediate family members

plus justice of the peace

honorable Judge: Henry Schireson
925 Montgomery Avenue, Suite 100
Narberth, Pennsylvania 19072-1913
pledged allegiance, compliance,

exuberance, obeisance lull
and sacred marital concord

yours truly did not honestly mull

kickstarting promising unswerving monogamy
deserved hypocrite label

coveting, facilitating, indulging,

loving, offering pent housed

sexual relief with another woman

nearly did render null
and void marriage pact

flaunted sacred pact

and will (as good as) hang,

which sexual imbroglio,

albeit (nocturnal escapade) did boomerang

in earshot of both

our then young daughters virgin ears,

thus a sudden pang

to exit the scene arose up inside me

courtesy wishful trapdoor to appear suddenly,

(whereby regarding floorboards)

from out mine overactive imagination sprang

open to usher, and/or time travel back

to earlier that fateful night rather than lang

whooshing amidst livid rage

self serving deserved fiery emasculation,

the noose hence I did stage,

experiencing withering, twittering,

snapchatting, kickstarting blistering

expletive laced epithets think

ready to burst pressure cooker

evincing dangerously hot level gauge

driving figurative wedge

between me family

courtesy foaming at the mouth spouse

(of course deux progeny affected)

renting asunder and rendering hollow

thee justice of the peace

gordian tied, uttered,

vouchsafed worded oath I did pledge.

Divorce prematurely ejaculated,

yet instantaneously dismissed

no more pleasant alternative spewed versus

contracting cankerous cyst

analogous to toxic mother

of our two offspring hissed

disparaging me directly linkedin

with promiscuous tryst
besotting me with blackened barbs

me honestly, lamely, meekly

justifying philandering gist,

cuz gal methought

(good idea mister casanova wannabe),

which came as soliloquizing aside

to exchange as bartered bride

thine scorned wife,

who would relentlessly chide
(even long after the day I died)

heard thru tomb harrows coffin

abominable behavior, I do readily admit

figuratively found me electrified

what with raging testosterone nsync with

hormonal secretion my guide

erotic gamboling, I chose not to hide

never back once black traipsing inside

double entendre meant

viz yule eyes joyride.