Tithe.ly

What a joy it is to serve the Lord!

 

Follow us we teach the world. 

 

Give ten percent, 

 

Be blessed.

 

It's only a minimum, 

 

Do your best..

 

Give to us,

 

It's what you do..

 

We will grow the kingdom for you..

 

Build with us and spread the word,

 

We will proclaim all our good works..

 

The best is yet to come!

 

Don't forget the building fund and your first fruits.

 

It must be the best! 

 

For you we root..

 

Hear: at thith.ly, we can take control..

 

We have free online giving tools..

 

To rip out their soul..

 

Sing up for free stuff..

 

We'll blind your eyes. 

 

Using your wealth for another's demise. 

 

We are marketer, 

 

Team builder, 

 

Part family man-

 

Phone burner, 

 

Publisher..

 

Al non profit, Understand. 

 

Generosity is what we desire-

 

We have brainstorming meetings, 

 

That set us on fire...

 

Pour it down,

 

We can't be in arrears. 

 

Now,

 

For Gen Z, we have nine welcoming ideas!

 

Top ten best giving platforms, 

 

Top ten apps..

 

I could go on. 

 

Can you see their rats?

 

The tithing command is in Deuteronomy 26.

 

But they've twisted it around,

 

The cunning little wicks..

 

It's a year for giving...

 

That comes every three years. 

 

Not every Sunday,

 

For our itchy ears.

 

Stored over that time, 

 

Not put on display. 

 

Then giving to needy that live by our gate.

 

The priest, 

 

The fatherless, 

 

The widow, 

 

Your mate.

 

Where was that preached?

That's old.

We are new.

 

Well I am thinking,

 

That your days are through. 

 

 

Even now the axe is laid at the root of the trees: therefore every tree which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.