Skid Marks and Secrets: An Underwear Odyssey

GeekSusie

In a world that clings to mystery and mystique,

There lurks a question, curious and unique,

"Why underwear?" we all exclaim,

The answers to this riddle are never quite the same.

 

Is it a plot by those who make the suds,

To keep us washing, scrubbing in our tubs?

Detergent manufacturers with a secret wish,

To see our skivvies swirling in a soapy dish?

 

Or is it a fear, a terror quite unspoken,

Of marks unseemly, and garments awoken?

A stain upon our pride, a skid upon our name,

Without our underwear, would life ever be the same?

 

Boxers, briefs, or lacy little numbers,

We all have a choice that grants us slumbers,

For comfort, style, or utility's sake,

Without them, oh the faux pas we would make!

 

So let us praise the pants that keep us neat,

A life without them would be quite incomplete,

Raise a cheer for underwear, in all its splendid forms,

A necessity, a comfort, the norm among the norms!

 

© Susie Stiles-Wolf

 

  • Author: GeekSusie (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 27th, 2024 15:05
  • Category: Humor
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  • Teddy.15

    Let's also raise a glass to the fabulous Bidet, I live in Italy thank goodness lol hey this was very funny love the title 🤣

  • PureSylver

    PureSylver= Olivier libre

  • Thomas W Case

    Funny stuff. Great work.

  • Doggerel Dave

    Always taken my own underwear very much for granted; have varying levels of interest in the other categories you list in your brief, funny rhymer.....



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