Tall Chairs are for Giants

tall chairs are for giants
who do not want to have
their knees up to their chins
when dining in restaurants
while sitting in short seats
as they have their long legs
spread out and discover
they are playing footsie
with someone else's wife
and quickly move them
in the opposite direction
only to trip the server
carrying the tray full of
hot spaghetti and drinks
as it makes a splattering mess
which causes him fired
and a nightmare dining
experience for guests when
giants sit on short chairs and not
tall ones which explains
why short people are
forced to climb on ladders
and pray they will not fall
off tall chairs in case they
are afraid of heights