Gargoyle and or guard

……….Wonder twins, activate, go to town and cause a quake, there goes Joe he’s a snake, took his dough and his cake, that’s what he gets, for being fake, he lucky though, it’s not his wake, I asked my friend for his take, yup he says Joe’s a snake, identity theft he got Beth, stole her check, then got wrecked, thus the brace on his neck, a mockingbird, got Gregery Peck, she went left and got Apex, criminal mind that gets respect, flex his muscles for a check, a gargoyle collecting spoils, leaving lumps that look like boils.