Itchy Balls

dear friends

something worrys a man

and this is no fun

the art of itchy balls

signs of stubborn calls

they give an invite

one men cannot ignore

attend to it or get bored

one foot here

two feet there

our tradition

throwing the legs like doing a dance

and only them know their stance

men lose balance

they walk haphazard

dare to be professional 

and these balls won't let me

when one itch

the other's sick

its a phenomenon

silent at ease

disturbing attention

scratch a relief

a blessed convention

the pain of an itch

thank God they never twist

we smile, when we finally get to sit

royal balls, behave!

your king is silent,

behave!