Itchy Balls

dear friends

something worrys a man

and this is no fun

 

the art of itchy balls

a science of a clarion call

 

they give an invite

one men cannot ignore

attend to it or get bored

 

one foot here

two feet there

our tradition

 

throwing the legs like doing a dance

and only them know their stance

they try to balance it

and they walk haphazard

 

dare to be professional 

and these balls won't let me

 

when one itch

the other's sick

its a phenomenon

 

silent at ease

disturbing attention

scratch a relief

a blessed convention

 

the pain of an itch

thank God they never twist

we smile, when we finally get to sit

 

royal balls, behave!

your king is silent,

behave!