~> Bugs AND Daffy - Limericks

Thad Wilk

Bugs Bunny he was hooked on pot.

Everyday this hare smoked a lot.

His pal Daffy Duck,

sold pounds to this shmuck.

Made enough to buy a new yatch.

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Daffy grew the best so they say.

Never cheated Bugs on the 'weigh'.

On the side he sold hash,

he made loads of cash.

Hell, who says that crime doesn't pay?

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He's become quite the pro at this.

Dealing pot has brought him such bliss.

Daffy's ambition,

beat competition.

Be "top duck" selling cannabis~ 

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 29th, 2024 09:32
  • Comment from author about the poem: LIMERICKS
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 38
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  • Tony36

    Love it made me laugh

    • Thad Wilk

      Hi ya Tony!! 😀👋
      Thanks my friend!
      Glad I could bring you
      a chuckle or two!! 😂
      Best regards ✌️ Thad

      • Tony36

        You're welcome

      • sorenbarrett

        A fun read but I think it was porky pig that had the pot belly.

        • Thad Wilk

          Hi ya Soren!! 🍵 👋
          Thank you my friend! 🤠
          Yeah 🤣 porky pig 🐷
          had a "pot" belly! 😳
          I forgot about him, he's
          In my future series of
          pot heads... 😁
          Best regards ✌️ Thad

        • orchidee

          Good write T. lol.
          Donald Duck never wore any trousers. lol.

          • Thad Wilk

            Howdy my friend! 👋 🤠
            Thank you for stoppin' by guy!!
            Donald didn't wear trousers
            cuz ~ he couldn't ZIP the fly?¿
            Anywho, y'all have a great day!
            Best regards ✌️ Thad

          • Doggerel Dave


            G’day, Thad. Daffy and Bugs have certainly moved on (as have I) since we first spent time all those years ago. Glad to know those boys appear none the worse for wear… must have access to some really top grade shit.
            Any more limericks coming our way?

            • Thad Wilk

              Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐶
              Thank you!! 👍 Yes,
              If Limericks are what you seek.
              The chances aren\'t really too bleak.
              Just hang in there guy, 😜
              Be sure to stop by.
              I will write one for you each week.

              Best regards ✌️ Thad

            • Cassie58

              You brightened my smile with this fun read. Thanks Thad. All the best.

              • Thad Wilk

                Hii Cassie! 🐦 . 😊
                So happy you stopped by my way.
                Glad I brightened your smile today.
                Great hearing from you,
                You made my day too.
                I hope that brightened smile does stay! 😀

                Best wishes poetess 🤗 Thad





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