This broken hearted little guy,
got jilted and it made him cry.
Shoots arrows as lovers stroll by.
Laughs as they die, laughs as they die.
```
This stupid Cupid's heart got broke,
now he's a very angry bloke.
His aim is good and that's no joke.
Many will croak, many will croak.
```
Valentines Day brings out his worst.
And as a marksman he's well versed.
He aims to make others hearts burst.
Lovers are cursed, lovers are cursed.
```
So I'd stay home this holiday.
As for romantic walks, NO WAY!
If you put your love on display.
It's your doomsday, it's your doomsday.
```
UPDATE:
Stupid Cupid found a new chick.
Got over being mad real quick.
He's no longer a lunatic,
no more lovesick, no more lovesick~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: August 12th, 2024 10:07
- Comment from author about the poem: This is true, I couldn't make this up!
- Category: Special occasion
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Comments2
The Jaded Cupid. Loved it
Hi ya Soren! 👋 🍵
Thanks my friend,
happy you loved this
poem and true tale! 😁
Y'all have a grrrr8 day!
Best regards ✌️ Thad
Don't you be kidding me, Thad. You did make it up in order to get five stanzas out of it . In reality he went out there with an AK 47 and did the job in one go....🙃
Howdy Dave guy!! 👋 🐶
Thanks for stoppin' by!
Stupid Cupid only uses
arrows, everyone knows
that, 😱!
Y'all have a NICE evening!! 🌌
Best regards ✌️😀 Thad
Shows how much I knows.... After I posted I had misgivings about that whole three lines of mine.... (Apologies available if required).
Take care, Thad.
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