Don (ta) Ask Me 'Bout Exacerbation Of Trumpeted "FAKE" News

written September 19^th, 2018, and following words still ring (more true) today – exactly six years later.

The then forty fifth prez
of United States of America
best get sent packing

to Lake woebegone

forced to coexist amidst University

of Pennsylvania Dutch

men in breeches
(May Apple lie)
swampy netherlands awash

with bipedal hominid

sucker punching leeches
where within every

whirled wide webbed

nook and cranny
Nietzscheism reaches,
and survival of fittest

iz basic credo,

and dogmatic ethos,
analogous to an apprentice teaches

a most frightful distortion of facts

and make up mistruths
indiscriminately bandied about

said alarmist blatant LIES

blithely stated with dangerous clout

appearing oblivious and totally
clueless without a doubt
punctuating with doubt Thomas
pettifogging questionable details

FALSE exclamations
generating fear with mindless

ignorance exaggerating protocols

as he doth emphatically flout
begetting, engendering,

and inflicting emotional gout
nothing accomplished by

hash tagging him a "LOUT"

and more opprobrious affect
would ensue anew
undeservedly praising him,

whose animus toward

Democrats would brew

but no matter what (tick)
tack toe taken,

he got nary a blue's clue
about vital issues,

which lack of insight

even Scooby Doo

would agree, heck the Americans

may as well install an emu
with more positive

forthcoming results,

cuz dis dope head like hellacious,
ludicrous, pernicious evils

in Pandora's box flew

his every actions

destroying essential glue
that sets this country apart

approximating Democracy, where hue

mans comprise melting pot,

whether Eskimos (er...

rather Inuits) in their

(fast melting) igloo

gentile, heathen, or Jew

experience limitless

pasta billet teas

applying their new
dill (aptitude) reaching

titular status of parvenu,
especially trumping proper, "P's"

and most every "Q"
before Wharton peer review.