Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist

Nonetheless this bard arse
videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude
courtesy Kaitlyn Gilsenan, PA-C
a moost deal height full medical technician
without cerumen eye zing
September 27th, 2024 'ere
and thank dog guardian angels,
who find me continually blessed
(like the beasts and the children)
regarding audiological sense to hear,
whereby faculty sound waves

enter outer ear and travel through

a narrow passageway

called the ear canal,

which leads to the eardrum.

The eardrum vibrates

from incoming sound waves

and sends these vibrations

to three tiny bones in the middle ear.

These bones are called

the malleus, incus, and stapes

availing yours (us) truly to hear

such phenomena quite amaze zing
listening to structures of silence on wing

and prayer grateful dead ring
around the collar soundwaves,
which analogously ping

pong with supreme functionality

and pleasantly and gloriously bring

audible world wide web despite
my senescence, though

amazingly gracefully aging.

Vacuum suction instrument
extracted waxy secretion

made up of dead skin cells and hair

that combine with discharge

from two different glands
in case your not ad aware

allowing me to revel
detecting auditory sounds
particularly evening mating call
of a distant Neanderthal

cave woman dear

such simple pleasure + specialists
magic touch who restore

bitta bing bitta bang receive little fanfare

for the common man

though gratitude prompts this Harris heir
to wince as when Androcles pulled thorn

from out paw of lion ensconced in his lair

relief from short lived discomfort vis a vis
insertion to probe with utmost care

once again restores ability to detect
sounds far or near

sans glob of gelatinous goo aerates passage
way to appease head of this papa bear

he roars like Tony Tiger with utmost delight,
which might easily be confused as a glare

ring against blockage
wrought by ear wax wad

solid and to seat self and enjoy pleasure
of sitting on angelic porcelain chair

expending maximum exertion

to expel obstructed waste within uranus
jabbing little sphincter sphere

induces analogous painful defecation
from constipated rear
once either bound orifice freed from
gob lit tee gook obstruction finds

writing glorious air

no more extreme muffled nor pearl jam
fluid pressure in Eustachian tube

bring little relief analogous

experiencing swollen vein or

group of veins in anus aggravating hemorrhoids

pulled to the max and practically tear

ring until every last ounce of muscular
might applied via
primal screams filling the air,

whence solid waste
from body jettisoned on a par

which I reiterate above

with different wording

caked brown blockage making
this chap feel deaf and barely able to hear

when gooey resin from skin cells
lining our outer ear canals

constituting tiny glands relieved
from stopper like strikers at O’Hare

finally remedied from medical practitioner
an absolute save e year

allowing Matthew Scott Harris, who

once again can exalt in life without a care.

Though no medical practitioner,
yours truly doth assign

value to learn tidbits,
enamored how biology
and evolution did codesign
about body electric (mine)

being proactive to nip
in figurative bud potential detriment,
that usually gets diagnosed as benign,

especially biannual examination
concerning ears, nose and throat
relieved said organ divine

delivering sonic boom, where
one mortal grovels, while fading
sunlight dances and
enables fading poetic moonshine

to manifest itself without rhyme

nor reason, neither sense nein

sensibility, no doubt readers pine

I desist tempting urge to combine

words together begot
as prodigy progeny
directly linkedin with
impressive "fake" authorial scion

just back after after taking extended
holiday/sabbatical within Apennine

Mountains to bolster every vital sign.

Modern medical science doth allow
enable, and provide this primate

cause he feels wowed at how
examinations every now
and again (usually six months apart)
Medicare doth pay
so one doggone old sow

war puss till death
doth him part, he will vow

to vet health issues,
and in the end barks a final bow wow.