~> A Shotgun Weddin' - Redneck -

Ah loved thet gal frum the very start.

Met her groomin' hogs at the county fair.

An like Duck-Tape she dun stuck ta my heart.

Though we'ze first cuzins ah don't really care.

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Skin soft like the feathers in ma trout flies.

No one cuud cumpare ta ma Betty Lou.

Turns me on lookin' into her crossed eyes.

She gut a hold on me like Crazy-Glue!

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When she iz near she takes ma breath away.

She iz always on ma mind constintly.

Like the 'road kill' Ma cooked the other day.

Her smell iz always lin'grin' in the air.

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When ah knocked up ma gal she neva bitched;

but her Daddy did, so taday we gut hitched~ 

 

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