Now I had a cow, that was horse somehow, he had a frog in his throat
When you got near he was a deer but thought he was the G.O.A.T.
He was both a cat and a rat at the table he was a pig
He was a fox with the back of an ox, an old dog that could dig
from the hawk took a licken, named him chicken said he'd flea
butt bear not a hare, a bald eagle, couldn't bee
Called a chick, a bitch that could turn a trick, butt in front was a cock
but behind, an ass you'd find, I'd better quit before they put me in the dock
- Author: sorenbarrett ( Online)
- Published: October 21st, 2024 04:20
- Category: Unclassified
- Views: 95
- Users favorite of this poem: LP2187, Teddy.15, Mason π©α₯«α‘πͺ
Comments9
This reads more cuckoo than a Bavarian clock ..
One of those moods ya know
Very playful and funny!
Thanks Cryptic got to do something different sometimes
Iβm with you on that thought!
What ever you were smoking it mustβve been strong. πππΌ
Thanks John for the read some thoughts just pop out. I think I had a substitue muse today
Made me laugh, great write
Thanks Tony it is appreciated
You're welcome
LoL horsing or goating around? Never mind your nursery rhyme made me chuckle and that cow with a horse voice hilarious π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£πΉ
Thanks Teddy for the read and smile have to do something different once in a while
Oh lol, good write SB.
Thanks Orchi I do appreciate the read and comment. Awaiting some more hymns
"I know it's not therapeutic to do so, but in this instance just humour him a little - I don't think he's dangerous..."ππ
Talking about me again Dave? Thanks for the read and warning.
You're welcome Soren - π¦΅pull only. Not to be taken seriously.
Just joking Dave I'm thick skined and dull headed
Tongue very firmly in cheek, very nice.
Hey it was just a different day today. Thanks for the read Dan
ππ clapping!
A really wacky and witty ditty
I gotta say!! π³
I pray the funny farm
don't take you away!! π
Thanks for the laughs today! π€£
Best regards βοΈ Thad
Thanks Thad for the read and comment. Just one of those days
To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.