Nursery rhyme just horsing around

sorenbarrett

 Now I had a cow, that was horse somehow, he had a frog in his throat
When you got near he was a deer but thought he was the G.O.A.T.
He was both a cat and a rat at the table he was a pig
He was a fox with the back of an ox, an old dog that could dig
from the hawk took a licken, named him chicken said he'd flea
butt bear not a hare, a bald eagle, couldn't bee 
Called a chick, a bitch that could turn a trick, butt in front was a cock
but behind, an ass you'd find, I'd better quit before they put me in the dock

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  • Neville



    This reads more cuckoo than a Bavarian clock ..

    • sorenbarrett

      One of those moods ya know

    • arqios

      Very playful and funny!

      • sorenbarrett

        Thanks Cryptic got to do something different sometimes

        • arqios

          I’m with you on that thought!

        • John Prophet

          What ever you were smoking it must’ve been strong. 😉👍🏼

          • sorenbarrett

            Thanks John for the read some thoughts just pop out. I think I had a substitue muse today

          • Tony36

            Made me laugh, great write

            • sorenbarrett

              Thanks Tony it is appreciated

              • Tony36

                You're welcome

              • Teddy.15

                LoL horsing or goating around? Never mind your nursery rhyme made me chuckle and that cow with a horse voice hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌹

                • sorenbarrett

                  Thanks Teddy for the read and smile have to do something different once in a while

                • orchidee

                  Oh lol, good write SB.

                  • sorenbarrett

                    Thanks Orchi I do appreciate the read and comment. Awaiting some more hymns

                  • Doggerel Dave

                    "I know it's not therapeutic to do so, but in this instance just humour him a little - I don't think he's dangerous..."😛🙃

                    • sorenbarrett

                      Talking about me again Dave? Thanks for the read and warning.

                      • Doggerel Dave

                        You're welcome Soren - 🦵pull only. Not to be taken seriously.

                        • sorenbarrett

                          Just joking Dave I'm thick skined and dull headed

                        • Dan Williams

                          Tongue very firmly in cheek, very nice.

                          • sorenbarrett

                            Hey it was just a different day today. Thanks for the read Dan

                          • Thad Wilk

                            👏👏 clapping!
                            A really wacky and witty ditty
                            I gotta say!! 😳
                            I pray the funny farm
                            don't take you away!! 🙏
                            Thanks for the laughs today! 🤣
                            Best regards ✌️ Thad

                            • sorenbarrett

                              Thanks Thad for the read and comment. Just one of those days



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