Suddenly frisson cold with fright...

rew4er2nail

I describe, suddenly feeling scared

and tried to summon sense and sensibility
after scrambling to stand upright
with all my might.

Otherwise titled
recalling taking a fall
about five years ago
ala Humpty Dumpty impersonation
(and nearly cracking me noggin),
think the character
in an English nursery rhyme
opened to countless interpretations,
even resorting to ask
"ChatGPT, to finish
the Humpty Dumpty poem... Oh god..."

which complete computer generated
and visible at the following website:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1eiu34j/chatgpt_finish_the_humpty_dumpty_poem_oh_god/?rdt=57502#:~:text=Here's%20the%20original%20rhyme%20with,confessed%20to%20a%20sinister%20bite.

As told once upon time helloo
from me matt chew
most previous poem ugh goo,
viz freak accident found ninety
degree angled desk corner (ewe
might not bull heave)
rammed, impaled, fricasseed
smack dab skew

whirred spitting out
fluid on rotisserie


preparatory for stew
right side rib cage
quite agonizing boo boo

intermittent pain analogous
to dull stabbing

finds yours truly nsync with moo
wing cow word le lion hoo
ping to schedule medical appointment

come thee morrow,
this klutz he did brew,

 

or maybe ghastly conspiracy
courtesy Spiro Agnew

hmm... possibly global warming

ha... puff... imagine dragon
retracting dagger type,
claws, and opening jaws of steel
eyeing thyself as main course on menu

damning self, aye packed

especially when standing askew

(hunched over tying laces re: shoe)

 

struck by poison arrow unleashed
no Inca ling how
indigenous people of Peru
found their way linkedin
with this Yahoo,

he swiftly strayed
outside Gulliver's travels

into good n plenti boulevard
of broken dreams


essentially, one direction avenue

mixed within gibberish goulash stew
wing conglomeration
trumped courtesy "fake" parvenue
he haint goat noah idea nary a blues clue
for aforementioned stream
of consciousness and drew

whatever came to his mind - toodle loo.
Adieu... from mister MaGoo.

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 29th, 2024 11:13
  • Category: Fable
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