Thank You For Ghosting Me

You are a complete jerk...therefore you suck at life!

That's why this game gets harder and harder

Therefore you never win;

You coward, you helpless coward

How dirty can you get?

For you are a dirty woman

With a dirty heart...

Oh Gretta Buckley, you bucktooth rabbit!

Why don't you hop your way into hell!

Because you are secretly a dirty spell

Oh what a woman you are indeed!

Thank you for ghosting me, rabbit

Are you done being a stranger?

For a stranger would never treat me like this...

Keep smoking your cigarettes

And please, keep dancing with the devil.

How dare you! How dare you bury my bones?

Now I can't find them, alas

I can't even explain to you

The fear of your presence...

For you look like a starving skeleton

Jumping on your prey;

Thank you for ghosting me, thanks for the

memories

I hope your phone catches on fire...

Hello? hello? Can you hear me now?

For silence is the best evidence

I never want to see you again!

Gretta Buckley, Gretta Buckley

Bucktooth, ugly, ugly;

For this is really funny

The broken snow bunny--

How do you feel now

That I've ghosted you?

Do you feel blue?

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Tell me something new,

For a true friend never kills their prey.