'Twas last Christmas I lost my head.
That's when I heard those words I dread.
"I'm leaving you" my girlfriend said,
cuz you ain't making enough bread.
Besides that, you're a dud in bed!
My life was hanging on a thread?
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On me she never could rely,
my entire life had gone awry!
I begged her for a second try.
She just gave me that evil eye.
Flipped me "the bird" was her reply.
When she walked out I thought I'd die.
With "no more head" I could not cry.
I really miss my sweety pie! ~
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Author:
Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (
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- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange, Cassie58
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Comments6
Excellent write Thad best regards
Howdy Tony! 👋🤠
Thank you bro! 👍
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
You're welcome
Great write, Thad! You had me from the title! LOL! And the poem didn't fail to deliver! Well done, my friend! And excellent monorhyme! 🌹👏
Howdy Tristan!! 👋 🤠
Thanks for visiting,
I always appreciate
your inspiring words,!! 👍
Y'all have a grrrrrr8 day! 😆
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
You too!
Headless and challenged. Where do you get the inspiration for your humour Thad? Thanks for making a cloudy day sunny. A fun poem. Making it a favourite.
Hii Cassie!! 🌺
Thank you !!
Your comments make
my cloudy days, sunny too! 🌝
My inspiration, well I just pick
any picture, and I can make
it funny. Sometimes I feel
like a nut 🥜 sometimes I don't! 🤣
You have a grrrrr8 Thursday!!
Best wishes 🍀 🤗 🌹 🐦 Thad
And on and on rides our Ichabod Crane... and his headless horseman!
Howdy poet!! 👋 🤠
Thanks guy for
stoppin' by my way!! 👍
Glad I could bring
A smile to your day! 😀
Best regards ✌️ peace Thad
👋🏼🤠
G’day Thad:
Now it seems for her you’d lost your cred;
But why did you believe the lies she fed?
So the best thing you can do is just fly -
No more loss of self-esteem – say good bye.
Aw shit! After her outburst she got in first.
A highly technical poetry form consisting of five lines, in which the first and second pairs retain rhyme unto themselves. The concluding line has a rhyme within its single structure. I know it’s complicated – please don’t attempt unless you feel strong…
I hope this helps……
Howdy Dave!! 👋 🐕 🐶
Thank you for your
awesomazing and lyrical
commento bro! 👍
I'm flabbergasted! 😳🤪
Its an honor cummimg from
the poetic master as you are! 🍺
Y'all have a great Thursday! 😁
Best regards ✌️ peace. Thad
Flabbergasted you might be, Thad, but my name's prefix ain't Doggerel for nuttin.....😜
A really good fun poem, Thank you Thad
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