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Reporter: So Fred, your 97! What's your secret?

 

Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. 

 

Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. 

 

Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables. 

  • Author: Valiantstar (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 5th, 2024 01:16
  • Comment from author about the poem: My apologies
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 32
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  • sorenbarrett

    It is always good to put a smile on one’s face. A little humor never hurts. Thanks for the smile.

    • 2781

      I thought it was time to lighten the mood

    • arqios

      Now where’s that remote when you need it!?

    • Tristan Robert Lange

      LOL! This made me laugh, my friend! No apologies needed! 🤣

    • Demar Desu

      LMFAOOOO

    • Kevin Hulme

      There’s nothing wrong with Poultry.

    • vicecream

      Bahahaha



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