Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear

Lacy things, the wife is missin’,
Didn’t ask for her permission,
I’m wearin’ her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walking 'round in women’s underwear.

In the store, there’s a teddy,
Little straps, kinda steady,
That red negligee
Fits me okay,
Walking 'round in women’s underwear.

In the office, there's a guy named Murray,
He pretends that I’m a lingerie pro,
He says, "Are you wearing something flirty?"
I say, "No, but I hope you like the bow?"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can try on that Madonna
Outfit so tight,
It feels just right,
Walking 'round in women’s underwear.

Lacy things aren’t just for ladies,
It’s a style choice, not just ‘80s,
So don’t be uptight,
I’m feeling just right,
Walking 'round in women’s underwear!