Dear Future Husband - 6

Dear future husband, have you guys said 'I love you'?
Have you guys done it in the shower?
Has she spun you tales of romance?
On days when you feel like you've faltered.

Do you think my future version is cute?
Has she been sarcastic?
Have you guys done scandalous things?
Have you done anything drastic?

Does she go out with just her friends
And bring you back souvenirs?
Do you like sweets?
Cause I bet she'd like to taste you if you were candy.

Have you kissed? Made love?
I wonder about your personality.
What actually made her fall for you?
Is it the eyes? Is it the wit? Or is it sarcasm?

I'm a hopeless romantic, is she?
Do you find that endearing?
Have you gifted her pretty white flowers?
Has she ever made you feel loving?

Does she smother you when you're sick?
Does she make special food?
Do you like the way she takes care of you?
Can you just kiss her real quick?

Do you call her darling?
Does she call you sweetheart?
Do you make her feel pretty?
Has she ever given you a ring?

I love you, even though I don't know you.
Is that creepy or fascinating?
Don't break her heart, there probably isn't much to break,
But my god, I love you and so does she.