~. OMG! Poor Pussycat. - Form Monotetra -

Thad Wilk

George Bush attempts to eat pussy.

Easy to say he's a rooky.

At home he don't get no nooky.

Obviously, obviously!

``

The Bushes they're surely all strange.

Spend too much time out on the range.

If he keeps up this interchange.

He'll get the mange, he'll get the mange.

``

OMG do you believe that?

'Tis too gross for me to look at.

He sure ain't no aristocrat.

Poor pussycat, poor pussycat.

``

Bush looks like he's made a base hit.

That pussy seems to enjoy it?

George is "purrrsistent" I'll admit.

He just won't quit, he just won't quit~ 

 

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  • Author: Thad Wilk (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 28th, 2025 10:53
  • Comment from author about the poem: Monotetra form... A true tail folks, I could not make this up! LOL!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 35
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  • Poetic Licence

    Looks like George has taken a leaf out of ozzy osbournes book, enjoyed another fun read.

    • Thad Wilk

      Good day Tobani!! πŸ‘‹ 😺
      Thank you!
      Yes! Does look like that,
      very observant! 🀣
      Hey, have a great day!! 😊
      Best regards ✌️ peace πŸ•ŠοΈ Thad

      • Poetic Licence

        You are very welcome

      • sorenbarrett

        Didn't know he was picking up Chineese habits. A fun read and the picture is great.

        • Thad Wilk

          Hey Soren!! πŸ‘‹ 😺
          Thank you!! 😊
          Ahh so,
          I thought that too!¿ 😜
          Keep a smiling!! 😁
          Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

        • Cassie58

          You have a wacky sense of humour Thad. That posted image is something else and your own words have turned it into much fun. Thank you for brightening up a very dull, wet and cold winter afternoon. .

          • Thad Wilk

            Good day Cassie!! 😊 😺🌻
            Thank you!! πŸ‘
            I do have a wacky
            sense of humor that's true!😜
            You also brightened up
            my very wet, cold winter
            noon time too!πŸ₯Ά
            Best wishes πŸ€πŸ€—πŸŒΉπŸ¦ Thad

          • Tony36

            Excellent write Thad, best regards

            • Thad Wilk

              Howdy Tony!! πŸ‘‹ 😺
              Thank you for
              a stopping by guy! πŸ‘
              Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

              • Tony36

                You're welcome

              • orchidee

                Good write T. lol.

                • Thad Wilk

                  Howdy Orchidee!! 🐹🐹😺
                  Thank you bro! 😊
                  Best regards ✌️ Thad

                • Thomas W Case

                  Lol. Great stuff.

                  • Thad Wilk

                    Howdy Thomas!! 🀠 😺
                    Thank you my friend!
                    Keep a smiling!! 😁
                    Best regards ✌️ peace Thad

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    I am interested to know what "Bushism" would come out for this dinner: Countrified Cat? 🀣 Poor pussycat indeed! This really did make me chuckle, Thad! 🀣 Loved it!

                    • Thad Wilk

                      Howdy Tristan!! 🀠 😺
                      Thank you!! 😊
                      Bushism, countrified cat! 🐈 😳
                      Haaa, you slay me bro!! 😜
                      Y'all have a wonderful day!!
                      Best regards ✌️ Thad

                      • Tristan Robert Lange

                        LOL! Yeah, I couldn't help myself on that one! LOL! πŸ˜‚ You are welcome. my friend.

                      • Doggerel Dave

                        Wot, no nooky?

                        • Thad Wilk

                          Hii ya Dave!! 😺 🐢
                          Thank you! 😊
                          Yes, no nooky!! 😭
                          Y\'all have a grrrrr8 day bro! 🀣
                          Best regards ✌️😁 😺 🐈 Thad
                          PS: keep a smiling!!



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