Will This Stop?

Fido gave me a talk, a lecture

He said, Woof, when will this stop?

This incessant nastiness to KP?

I know your Lent resolution to be nice to her

Failed after only 5 minutes!

But you know she deserves it, I said to Fido

It's to take her down a peg or three

Or else she will continue

To be too big for her boots

Why don't you get some help then? Asks Fido

Well, I tried

But The Samaritans were engaged

(A help group in the UK, including help for the suicidal)

And the train was cancelled

When I was going to end it all on the railway line

And someone had filled the swimming pool with water

It was empty - I was going to dive in and finish myself off

Doh! And Double Doh!

It could only happen to you, says Fido

And those are terrible dark jokes there

You're getting nuttier by the day!

Woof! mark this poem 18+

Because of those dreadful jokes

LOL.