Fido gave me a talk, a lecture
He said, Woof, when will this stop?
This incessant nastiness to KP?
I know your Lent resolution to be nice to her
Failed after only 5 minutes!
But you know she deserves it, I said to Fido
It's to take her down a peg or three
Or else she will continue
To be too big for her boots
Why don't you get some help then? Asks Fido
Well, I tried
But The Samaritans were engaged
(A help group in the UK, including help for the suicidal)
And the train was cancelled
When I was going to end it all on the railway line
And someone had filled the swimming pool with water
It was empty - I was going to dive in and finish myself off
Doh! And Double Doh!
It could only happen to you, says Fido
And those are terrible dark jokes there
You're getting nuttier by the day!
Woof! mark this poem 18+
Because of those dreadful jokes
LOL.
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Another Mad Adventure! LOL.
- Category: Humor
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Too funny you are O🤪
It's true - is it?! lol. Thank you A.
You made me smile Orchi and that is always good. Have a great day
Thank you SB. lol.
When that hound did a Woof I could only say Hear Hear....
Thanks Dave. lol.
Nice to have a chuckle on a Monday and this provides it, enjoyed the read
Thank you PL. lol.
You are very welcome
To answer your title's question, I hope not! LOL! I love your mad adventures, Orchi! 🤣
Thank you T. OK, it won't stop. lol.
LOL! Rock on! I mean woof! Or something like that! 🐦⬛
Love it, and thanks for putting a grin on face
Thank you T. lol.
You're welcome
You really are more nutty than a topic orchidee .. still I do quite like it when you deviate .. I reckon beneath all that fur you are a deviant hamster after all .. Neville
Thank you N. Topic or Fruit & Nut bar?! lol.
You broke your Lent resolution after five minutes? Now that has to be a record worthy of that book The Guiness Book of Records. Now go and stand in the naughty corner. Bad Orchi:)
Thank you C. I blame KP for it. Well, I always do, whatever goes wrong. heehee.
Excellent.
Thank you T. lol.
This is brilliantly bonkers! I love it! Nicely done!
Thank you T. lol.
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