If God had a wife things would be different
His perfection would be much less apparent
The universe would have frequent updating
And he'd spent lots more time just debating
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I'm sure that is true but we would never know because to cover his masculine image he would keep it behind closed doors or rather pearly gates. A fun read enjoyed it.
Thanx sorenbarrett. Poems usually come to me "out of the blue" but in this case I was listening to a Jim Gaffigan routine (https://www.google.com/search?q=jim+gaffigan+husband+routine&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS914US914&oq=jim+gaffigan+husband+routine&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i160l2j33i671.17548j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:c5976445,vid:1cTAj5XIGQ4,st:0). so maybe it's a little bit of a steal. Thanx for the comment.
This is probably true, and maybe with a wife to nag him, he would do something about the state of today's world. An entertaining and enjoyable read
Thanx, PL, I liked it too. This is the Jim Gaffigan skit that inspired it: https://www.google.com/search?q=jim+gaffigan+husband+routine&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS914US914&oq=jim+gaffigan+husband+routine&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i160l2j33i671.17548j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:c5976445,vid:1cTAj5XIGQ4,st:0.
Thank you i will look that up
Jim’s probably my favorite comedian. We must have a sense of humor these days! God’s wife would be right 50 percent of the time, making for a proper marriage!
Thanx for the comment JM.
What if God has been married countless times?!
Interesting observation. Thanx. MR
I probably can't get away with this, in these days of equality - But what can a man never understand? Answer: A woman's mind! lol.
Can't argue with that. Thanx Orchidee.
Aww, then a woman says -'What can a woman never understand? A man's mind!' lol.
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