Mary’s Revenge on Harry.
Mary and Harry had some problems to sort out.
So, they cuddled up on the settee late one night.
Mary cleared some of the problems on her mind.
Harry said he would try his best to make it right.
Both sat at the kitchen table early next morning.
Mary ordered Harry today you will be a good boy.
Straight home after work do not stop at the pub.
For once we’re going to do something that I enjoy.
While at work poor Harry's imagination ran riot.
Is Mary going to live out all those sexual desires.
Will she finally take the shackles off her passion.
Is there a new pleasure Mary has now acquired.
Harry bolted through the door straight after work.
Shouting Mary darling I came straight back home.
Are we eating first or just straight to the bedroom.
Mary was laughing as calmly put down the phone.
Mary told Harry to have a shower in the bathroom.
To put his clothes in a neat, folded pile on the floor.
Harry in the shower excited, singing his heart away.
Mary grabbed Harry’s clothes and locked the door.
Harry ended the shower saw his clothes were gone.
He tried to get out then noticed the door was locked.
He shouted to Mary please can you unlock the door.
Mary said you cannot be serious Harry certainly not.
I told you today I am going to do something I enjoy.
Mary said in between all the shouting and laughing.
Harry realised his desires we're not being delivered.
Mary said see you later Harry I am going shopping.
Tobani April 2025
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Tobani / Nataiella (Pseudonym) (
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The difference between the sexes evidenced in this piece. Thanks for the smile Tobani
Thank you, enjoy your day
Good old Mary and Harry.They sure do get up to some fun times.Very enjoyable poem.Brilliant
They try so hard!!!, thank you, enjoy your day
That was pure enjoyment on Mary’s part! 🕊🙏🏻Perhaps Meghan will follow suit 🤫
He already does as he is told, thank you, enjoy the rest of your day
Haha, so true! Most welcome and enjoy your weekend 🕊🙏🏻
You too
This is akin to My Fair Lady realized. Poor Harry! Guess they'd best leave the honey on the kitchen countertop next picnic since the bees are in season and Mary's man can't tell the difference between her sun tan lotion and the sweetener. You're too fun, though I can't side with her vengeful behavior. Beautifully rendered with excellent good humor, superb imagery and a haunting poignancy. Thank you for sharing.
He does try very hard, thank you for your kind words, very much appreciated
Made me laugh. My imagination would have been in overdrive too.
Thank you for your feedback, enjoy your day
Good fun write Tobani, but what happened when she go home - or would that be telling. LOL
Andy
There will be more from Mary and Harry, Thank you for feedback, enjoy your day
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