When DJ Is a Jerk

When DJ is a JErkk

Apparently Thıs round Its better to fold my hand, Not to pray but 4 not becomıng theır prey!

This round seems I’m outta luck!It’s just wrong place wrong time,Incorrect setting of the clock.

As if death got behind the wheel of a truck, ın the middle of road 66 kills a fat ugly frog!

It’s time to sail back home but I cannot find my yacht

(Actually its just a boat, Yacht is just the name is written on her body )

I cannot remember no iidea WHERE ı ve tied it up or to which side of dock!!!

As I recall i left it fastened to a procupine tree, heard earlier today they got it cut!

POEPLE SAID SOME HAS fastened it’s rope to another one and they have put an extra chain with an iron lock!!!

Finally I found out the bigger boat has just left the port taking mine along, to destination “Port penang”!!

AS I taught it COULD NOT get worse, 

next morning I woke up with skin rash, I GOT chickenpox,

How come these incidents all come over without EVEN A SINGLE  door knock,

Now you should be making faces reading IT, 

telling THE WRITER better TO shut that mouth,

What a bullshit! THE writer should HAVE beeN DRUNK OR on some kind of drug!!!

Anyway I’m just happy that you have read this piece so I get paid some buck(s),

FYI, I only do it for money so to your comments and reactions I don’t really give a Death duck!! Same as (f***!!) 

 P.S: I was once down that road, 

well, All I can say is: “When DJ is a jerk the dance might really suck”!!!

Written by GolnarMoininamini, theStandbypoet, 27April2025