His and Hers

If you have allergies you’ll probably take an anti-histamine,
But women take them as well as men,
So it should be called anti-herstamine.

If you angry about something you often throw a hissy fit,
But women have them quite often,
So why isn’t it called a hersy fit.

We know that history should be her story as well,
And when you boo something its called hiss
Women boo many things it should be called herss.

Why oh why is removal of the uterus called a hysterectomy,
Surely  it should be a hersterectomy.

And when someone is angry they are called hysterical,
But women get angry too so it should be called hersterical.

Now when a women is famous she is called the Heroine,
If a man is famous it should be a Hisoine.

What about a brave man he is called a hero,
Surely he should be called a hisro.

If something is in the family it is hereditary,
But boys are born too,
It should be called hiseditary.

People who eat vegetables are called herbivores,
But men do that as well,
They should be called hisbivores

And even beyond death is called the hereafter,
What about the dead men,
They should go to the hisafter.

Godness His and hers is confusing
And this battle I am loosing.