Dang it!

orchidee

Dang it! it's a wonder any of us

Ever get on here to write a poem

Take about 3 hours to be verified

Well, seems like 3 hours

Then when you get on here

You may have pesky adverts at intervals

Though I will read the ones

About dog food for Fido!

 

I told ya - we may say

I'm only half-human

Or not human at all

I am E.T. in disguise!

Heehee.

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 28th, 2025 01:14
  • Comment from author about the poem: You still human?! lol.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 51
  • Users favorite of this poem: Tristan Robert Lange, Damaso
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  • sorenbarrett

    Then you read the ads about Reese's Pieces. Good write Orchi I'm sure Fido appreciates those reads of high end dog food. Nicely written to put a smile on my face for the day

    • orchidee

      Thank you SB. lol.

    • Poetic Licence

      Thats my chuckle for the weekend, enjoyed

    • arqios

      This poem lands like a cheeky shrug from the digital trenches: frustrations aired with a grin and just enough absurdity to keep things buoyant. There's warmth in its self-deprecating humour, and a playful resilience tucked between lines about lag and alien personas. It’s like a cosmic wink from someone who’s not just logging in, but beaming in.

      • orchidee

        Thank you A. If ya got 3 spare hours (3 hours?) ya can finally get on-site to write a poem. lol.

        • arqios

          I do, you do, we do… mostly! Would be good to see you dropping a note on my poems as well, like old times 🤣

        • Doggerel Dave

          Has time lengthened and/or expanded as you became lost in four dimensional space, Orchi? Still, there's no mention of KP, so perhaps.......

          • orchidee

            Thank you D. lol.

          • Tristan Robert Lange

            Now, Popeye, that certainly explains a lot. Like how you get strong arms eating spinach. You're an alien, that's how! And, if not, don't answer that! 🤣

            • orchidee

              Popeye makes us swoon! lol.

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                And swoon we shall until he stops...

                don't finish that!

                Besides, never been much for canned spinach. A-guh-guh-guh!

                • orchidee

                  Oh no, he may never stop........eating spinach! lol.

                  • Tristan Robert Lange

                    That very well may be the case.

                  • Tony36

                    Excellent write

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you T.

                      • Tony36

                        You're welcome

                      • James Michael

                        Actually you’re too human for this site. You must become a tech. zombie with thumbs from an A.I. implant to control your phone. Don’t you know the adverts are for mind control. 3 hours is nothing in the grand scheme of cyberspace… Do shut up JM! Woof

                        • orchidee

                          Thank you JM. lol.

                        • NafisaSB

                          the more i read about fido, the more i would like to meet this 'special' characterr - lol

                          • orchidee

                            Yes lol.

                          • Damaso

                            I loved it, I totally catch myself. I hope to read more in the future. Thanks for sharing it. Greetings

                            • orchidee

                              Thank you D. lol.

                            • NafisaSB

                              thankfully there is neither a Fido, nor pesky adverts, just friendly and nosy neighbors [at times] to interrupt me...

                              • orchidee

                                Doh! Thanks N. lol.

                                • NafisaSB

                                  let fido rule the roost..ha ha

                                • rrodriguez

                                  Cute! LOL! I enjoyed your piece...



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