There was an Old Man called Hank,
Who invented a Lotion for Plants.
It makes them grow bigger
To treble the Figure,
And now he can't put on his Pants.
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Author:
Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Nurse the Tablets are wearing off again.
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
I need some of that. A most fun read.
😆 Stand in line.
Thanks for Reading.
He should get that out on the market, enjoyed the read
Yes he's Banned from the Swimming Baths at the moment.
Thank you for Reading.
You are very welcome
Such a witty limerick about an eccentric man whose miracle plant lotion works a little too well. His leafy invention leads to oversized growth and some unexpected wardrobe issues. Such fun! 🙏🏻🕊️
Or maybe it affected his Legs. Depends on the interpretation . Thank you.
Oh, indeed! Yes, you are right🙏🏻🕊️
lol. Excellent
Thank you.
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