Curious Hank

Kevin Hulme

There was an Old Man called Hank,

Who invented a Lotion for Plants.

It makes them grow bigger

To treble the Figure,

And now he can't put on his Pants. 

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 3rd, 2025 19:17
  • Comment from author about the poem: Nurse the Tablets are wearing off again.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 18
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  • sorenbarrett

    I need some of that. A most fun read.

    • Kevin Hulme

      πŸ˜† Stand in line.
      Thanks for Reading.

    • Poetic Licence

      He should get that out on the market, enjoyed the read

      • Kevin Hulme

        Yes he's Banned from the Swimming Baths at the moment.
        Thank you for Reading.

        • Poetic Licence

          You are very welcome

        • arqios

          Such a witty limerick about an eccentric man whose miracle plant lotion works a little too well. His leafy invention leads to oversized growth and some unexpected wardrobe issues. Such fun! πŸ™πŸ»πŸ•ŠοΈ

          • Kevin Hulme

            Or maybe it affected his Legs. Depends on the interpretation . Thank you.

            • arqios

              Oh, indeed! Yes, you are rightπŸ™πŸ»πŸ•ŠοΈ

            • Thomas W Case

              lol. Excellent



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