Doctor Doctor

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A doctor is nearing the end of his shift, 

 

He must have walked more than a kilometre.

 

Gets to his last patient, and pulls out an anal thermometer..

 

The patient looks distressed and says: it that essential?

 

Doctor says: I can't believe it-

 

Some arsehole has my pencil!

  • Author: Valiantstar (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 7th, 2025 00:39
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 50
  • Users favorite of this poem: Damaso, Poetic Licence
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  • Doggerel Dave

    😂Could well happen to an overworked Registrar.

    • 2781

      It would leave him wondering

    • orchidee

      Doh! Heehee.

    • sorenbarrett

      I hope that that asshole is not a poet or he will be writing internal rhymes. Good one made me smile

    • Poetic Licence

      I would not be suprised if this has happened, very entertaining read

      • 2781

        I must admit, it's not original, just a reworked joke.
        Gave me a chuckle.

      • Tristan Robert Lange

        Oh this was cheeky in the best way! 😆 That punchline? Totally earned. You paced the setup just right—and I was not ready for that closer. Well delivered, my friend. That was great. 🌹👏

      • Tony36

        Great write

      • arqios

        That punchline lands with delight: classic setup, sharp twist. "Doctor, Doctor" delivers brisk, cheeky mischief: end-of-shift fatigue meets unfortunate mix-up. Its pacing mirrors exhaustion, while the closing gag flips decorum with a grin. It’s medical slapstick with a rimshot; proof that even professionals aren't immune to absurdity.

      • Keeter C

        Ha!



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