Bend it like Tristan

Kevin Hulme

There is a Contortionist called Tristan Wheat,

And for what he does it's quite a feat.

But times are hard and Bookings down

No Jobs or Dates can now be found,

So he's finding it hard to make Ends meet.

  • Author: Kevin Hulme (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 8th, 2025 18:43
  • Comment from author about the poem: Contortionist: Reminds me , I must look up some old friends later on.
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 15
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  • sorenbarrett

    A fun read that is clever in its word play. Very nice

    • Kevin Hulme

      Thank you for that. Glad you enjoyed it.

    • Poetic Licence

      That's very clever and very entertaining, enjoyed the read

    • Tony36

      Excellent write

      • Kevin Hulme

        Glad you enjoyed it.

        • Tony36

          You're welcome

        • Thomas W Case

          Excellent.



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