Doh! Another thing I can't find'!
I mean 'This moment in time'
Co when it gets here
It seems to be 'The next moment'
And how long - or short - is a 'moment'?
We must know these things?
And do we spend those moments in time
Saying irritating words or phrases?
Such as 'Basically' or 'Now then'
Do they mean 'Now' or 'Then'? (heehee)
Or - 'Who ate all the pies?'
(It was me, I told ya!)
This may not relate to the above, but -
Write a bit more modern 'Psalm, Orchi', says Fido
it won't hurt ya
Let ya hair down a bit
Use words like Hurrah, Yippee, Woohoo!
Though ya think they're a bit 'common'
Or if too common for ya
Use phrase like Tally Ho, Jolly Hockey Sticks
And say things like - How Spiffing, How Jolly!
It's very British, ya know!
LOL
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Author:
orchidee (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Bit more daftness!
- Category: Humor
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Comments3
Bly me, jolly good old man. Always loved those British sayings. Good write Orchi gave me a smile and that's good enough
Tally ho! Thank you SB. lol.
Most welcome Orchi
Orchi, this is delightful and unhinged, making it even more delightful! You play with time, language, and pie. By the way, when I read your title, I thought you were going to say you lost Popeye's fishing rod...for which I would have congratulated you. 🤣 This made me laugh, my friend.
Thank you T. lol. Argh! No, if Popeye's lost his fishing rod, he will spend more time on....... don't answer that! lol.
His other "fishing"...never mind. LOL!
Much more of this and we'll swoon! lol.
Gadzooks & by Saint George .. where have you been old bean .. guffaw guffaw burp, parp and hic 😎👍
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