Making life more difficult
Than it already is?!
Or 'A tale of some unfortunate events'
I'm the guy, don't ya know
Who got Russian Roulette mixed up
Ya wouldn't want to play it with me
I thought ya only had to leave ONE chamber empty
Doh and double Doh!!
And I tried to carry some water
From one place to another
It took me 3 hours
I didn't realise I was using a sieve!
I'm in this place - I'll never get out
If there's a fire
Cos there's only one door, a Fire Door
And it says , 'This door must be kept closed at all times'
I'll have to jump out of a window
Though I'm 20 floors up! lol.
I'm the guy who will cheer ya up
I'll say things to ya, like:
'Ohh, don't be gloomy
If today's bad, tomorrow could be worse'
And
'Don't worry; if one door closes
Another one will slam in ya face'
And
'If at first ya don't succeed - give up
No point digging yourself into a bigger hole!'
And
'Cheer up, there's only 4 and half months
To a certain season, that I can't mention until December
When ya can buy things ya neither need nor want
It's Ch........'!
Fido says to me - 'You gloom and doom merchant, you
You eternal pessimist
Shut up, and get me my dinner
And feed me first, as you always do
KP can wait!'
Heehee.
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Author:
orchidee (
Offline) - Published: August 8th, 2025 10:10
- Comment from author about the poem: More daftness! LOL.
- Category: Humor
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Comments6
Orchi I was having such a great time with this poem until you started to mention that word Ch.... Another fun read Orchi
Thank you SB. lol.
You are most welcome Orchi
Yep, I know I've said it before but you are more cuckoo than a Bavarian clock ..
Thank you N. lol.
Maybe pessimism is the only option when you are in the state you are in....
Thank you D. lol. How's that Winter going?
Still very cold and wet. Prior to doing my duty here, I ordered on line a wooly beanie. Head virtually in a cryonic state before I've had a chance to lie down.....
Orchi, you’ve got that perfect balance of wit and self-deprecation down to an Wan K...erm art! Hey look...there's popeye..............................................................🏃♂️
🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛.
Thank you Popeye, erm, T. lol.
Nicely written, love your humor, my friend.
Thank you F. lol.
There is a long list of gems in this write, very entertaining and enjoyable read
Thank you PL. lol.
You are very welcome
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