She chapped my door
Said she was a whore
She was in the area
Offering discounts and more
I was a bit taken aback
Usually it was double glazing, broadband and that
Or Jehovah's Witnesses
Into the night
She even took cards
Explained the APR
Extras and all
S&M on a Saturday night
Would I like a call
I must admit
Impressed I was
She was a woman with a cause
Sadly, the good lady screamed
Who’s at the door
I told her a whore
Bloody Jehovah's she swore
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Author:
Paul Bell (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: August 16th, 2025 17:17
- Category: Humor
- Views: 16
- Users favorite of this poem: Priya Tomar
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Comments3
Clever rhyming in a most humorous poem. A fun read.
We need more visits like that.
Nicely crafted humourous write, enjoyed the read
Rhyming is catchy.
A fave....
She's running the country now.
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