Out they go

hzugman

I am grading all my bowel movements

Which I know is seldom done

The As and Bs and some Cs are fine excrements

But the Ds and Fs ain't no fun

  • Author: hzugman (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 7th, 2025 18:12
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 16
Get a free collection of Classic Poetry ↓

✔ Receive the ebook in seconds ✔ 50 poems from 50 different authors


Comments +

Comments2

  • Doggerel Dave

    Bristol Stool Scale has a comprehensive numeric grading and colour by Technicolor illustrations (only a limited range of shades required there though).

    Good luck with your further studies.

    • hzugman

      I thought that I might learn about a lot of things by joining a poetry group. The Bristol Stool Scale was not one of them. I wonder if the term bs refers to that?
      Thanx for the comment.

      • Doggerel Dave

        Well if you want to learn a lot of things, but not of that kind such as the Bristol Stool Scale, may I respectfully suggest you start your journey at a level slightly higher than your anus....

      • sorenbarrett

        Now there is a poem that might be an old person's favorite. Reminds me of a woman I met that insisted on telling me of her bowels and how she was so constipated that she had to dig it out with her tea spoon.



      To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.