Too Much Pie

ForeverJesus7

Too much pie will make you sick.

You'll be running to the bathroom,

really quick.

I always say to eat alot of pie.

Now I have no idea,

the reason why.

Oh the pain,

from my stomach ache.

Next time someone asks me,

what pie will I bake;

I will simply say,

'Let them eat cake'.

  • Author: Dion P. Crown (Pseudonym) (Online Online)
  • Published: September 12th, 2025 18:15
  • Comment from author about the poem: I used to think that I was invincible to pie. I would never get sick. I would never gain weight. ... and I loved almost every pie there was. SHIT, WAS I WRONG... One slice of pie will do. Persistence is key ... but not when it comes to pie.
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  • BlessedbyGod

    I’m sorry you’re miserable with too much pie
    I know how much you love it - especially pumpkin pie

    • ForeverJesus7

      Yes, my love... ... but this time it was the key lime that made me sick.

      • ForeverJesus7

        Pumpkin pie will always be just for us.

      • Fred1794

        Hilarious! Love it.

      • sorenbarrett

        A fun read that makes use of history as a punch line. Well done

      • RSM0812

        Lol. Even too much of a good thing is a bad thing. Nice rhythm and rhyme. Great job.

      • orchidee

        Pork Pies for me. 'Pork Pies Rule, OK!' lol.

      • NafisaSB

        pie or cake - too much always spells trouble - whatever it may be
        well explained



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