Too much pie will make you sick.
You'll be running to the bathroom,
really quick.
I always say to eat alot of pie.
Now I have no idea,
the reason why.
Oh the pain,
from my stomach ache.
Next time someone asks me,
what pie will I bake;
I will simply say,
'Let them eat cake'.
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Author:
Dion P. Crown (Pseudonym) (
Online) - Published: September 12th, 2025 18:15
- Comment from author about the poem: I used to think that I was invincible to pie. I would never get sick. I would never gain weight. ... and I loved almost every pie there was. SHIT, WAS I WRONG... One slice of pie will do. Persistence is key ... but not when it comes to pie.
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Comments2
I’m sorry you’re miserable with too much pie
I know how much you love it - especially pumpkin pie
Yes, my love... ... but this time it was the key lime that made me sick.
Pumpkin pie will always be just for us.
Hilarious! Love it.
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