Too much pie will make you sick.
You'll be running to the bathroom,
really quick.
I always say to eat alot of pie.
Now I have no idea,
the reason why.
Oh the pain,
from my stomach ache.
Next time someone asks me,
what pie will I bake;
I will simply say,
'Let them eat cake'.
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Author:
Dion P. Crown (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I used to think that I was invincible to pie. I would never get sick. I would never gain weight. ... and I loved almost every pie there was. SHIT, WAS I WRONG... One slice of pie will do. Persistence is key ... but not when it comes to pie.
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Comments6
I’m sorry you’re miserable with too much pie
I know how much you love it - especially pumpkin pie
Yes, my love... ... but this time it was the key lime that made me sick.
Pumpkin pie will always be just for us.
Hilarious! Love it.
A fun read that makes use of history as a punch line. Well done
Lol. Even too much of a good thing is a bad thing. Nice rhythm and rhyme. Great job.
Pork Pies for me. 'Pork Pies Rule, OK!' lol.
pie or cake - too much always spells trouble - whatever it may be
well explained
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