The Cow That Stood Too Firm

A young lad once tried to tip a cow,

He pushed and he strained with a vow.

But the beast stood still,

On the grassy hill,

And he tumbled instead, oh wow!

His friends all laughed till they shook the barn,

At the cow who would not yield an arm.

No tilt, no fall,

She defied them all,

And remained unbothered and calm.

So heed this lesson, lads and lasses:

Cows are sturdy, not soft as grasses.

No prank can sway,

No push or play,

Their weight defies your bravest passes.