"Where is the place
she took the names of the graves from?"
I smile, eyebrows low.
"You are on the wrong tour." They laugh as they always do.
"No but seriously." They try again, smiling.
I hide behind the glassy eyes of Customer Service.
"Beyond the Flooden Wall. They built it in 1513 after the Battle Of Flooden..." I pause for effect, "Rather embarrassing war, we lost." Mock upset.
Another laugh, "Thank you, just over there?"
"Yes."
I suppose you cannot tell by looking at me.
I hope that they are just oblivious, I try to think the best of them.
But in my heart, I think; "Perhaps if we were friends, I could not speak with you openly." I hold tightly onto the feeling, I take deep breaths.
I adjust myself, straighten my trousers, check my mustache in the mirror.
A man tells me "Young lady behind me" in the bathroom, until I turn around and he apologises.
Yesterday another man tells me that I "Look like I condition my hair"
What's wrong with that?
Another set of guests approaches me, they begin;
"Where is Tom Riddles Grave?"
I smile.
"His grave is over there." I gesture to the others, "Follow them, please."
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Author:
Fred1794 (
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- Published: September 14th, 2025 15:40
- Comment from author about the poem: My experiences as a tour guide.
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