Rule Britannia

Lorenz

A rose a rose on our grave ! 

Lets have a charter to nowhere...

I am the oracle of the clouds .

 Garbage master .

Rats and cockroaches my devotees 

you'll never die  alone ! 

The paki butcher around the corner

 recruiting for blowfly job  .

  Compulsory meatpacking  !

Pubs are closed because the sharia ,

but I am a tepid brit drinking  tea.

Should I wear the kippa 

or bow down in front of Allah ?

To be or disappear  that's the answer ...

Blue chickens embalmed with cheese

make fun of me ...

 And the cheddar man loses his cool .

   Allons enfants !

In my vodka-drenched nightmare 

I dream of being the führer  ! 

 But I'm just the bastard  of  George Best ...

   rule mythomania ! 

wherever my delirium takes me 

I find only  rapists arsonists and rastas ! 

 Queen victoria and Mary Poppins 

are going to visit Madame Tussaud 

on their way,they meet mister Bean ...

 Today the king is in hemorrhoid mood. 

An inspired poet tagged Buckingham ...

 God save the gaypride ! 

could I forget this rodent past 

and to be reincarnated 

as an insignificant belgian with no legend ?

  Rule anaesthesia ! 

 

 

  • Author: lorenz (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 6th, 2025 10:37
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  • nephilim56 ( Norman Dickson)

    most powerful

  • Paul Bell

    To be the bastard of George Best, improve my ball work no end.
    Why are Belgium's so nice. The days when Rule Britannia were relevant, and the King's Head sold beer.
    What the hell happened.

    • Lorenz

      closed due to sharia law.A surreal social parody that is never far from truth .We europeans are weary from the weight of history .
      Let's wait for Apophis next return ! sorry my cup of coffee is empty ...

    • Ellen Marsell

      Powerful, provocative political satire!

    • Lorenz

      Ach ! Winston hat einen tollen Sinn für Humor !

    • sorenbarrett

      This sounds more like Hail to the Chief with orange hair. Good one Lorenz

      • Lorenz

        I fear censorship so I won't mention any compromising names !

        • sorenbarrett

          I have been censored so often on other sites that I have found creative ways to get around it an they banished me.

          • Lorenz

            Well everything fine I received a trend !Although I don't take that honor seriously !

            • sorenbarrett

              I took being banned as an honor

            • Sofia HT

              now a poem about Mr Bean!

              • Lorenz

                A character who is the very embodiment of the British autistic person !



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