A rose a rose on our grave !
Lets have a charter to nowhere...
I am the oracle of the clouds .
Garbage master .
Rats and cockroaches my devotees
you'll never die alone !
The paki butcher around the corner
recruiting for blowfly job .
Compulsory meatpacking !
Pubs are closed because the sharia ,
but I am a tepid brit drinking tea.
Should I wear the kippa
or bow down in front of Allah ?
To be or disappear that's the answer ...
Blue chickens embalmed with cheese
make fun of me ...
And the cheddar man loses his cool .
Allons enfants !
In my vodka-drenched nightmare
I dream of being the führer !
But I'm just the bastard of George Best ...
rule mythomania !
wherever my delirium takes me
I find only rapists arsonists and rastas !
Queen victoria and Mary Poppins
are going to visit Madame Tussaud
on their way,they meet mister Bean ...
Today the king is in hemorrhoid mood.
An inspired poet tagged Buckingham ...
God save the gaypride !
could I forget this rodent past
and to be reincarnated
as an insignificant belgian with no legend ?
Rule anaesthesia !
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Author:
lorenz (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: October 6th, 2025 10:37
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Comments6
most powerful
I don't just bash french !
enjoyed the attack
To be the bastard of George Best, improve my ball work no end.
Why are Belgium's so nice. The days when Rule Britannia were relevant, and the King's Head sold beer.
What the hell happened.
closed due to sharia law.A surreal social parody that is never far from truth .We europeans are weary from the weight of history .
Let's wait for Apophis next return ! sorry my cup of coffee is empty ...
Powerful, provocative political satire!
Ach ! Winston hat einen tollen Sinn für Humor !
This sounds more like Hail to the Chief with orange hair. Good one Lorenz
I fear censorship so I won't mention any compromising names !
I have been censored so often on other sites that I have found creative ways to get around it an they banished me.
Well everything fine I received a trend !Although I don't take that honor seriously !
I took being banned as an honor
now a poem about Mr Bean!
A character who is the very embodiment of the British autistic person !
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