Oh God,
Take thy nagging woman
Bring her back a blond
Slightly dumb, would not be frowned upon
Oh God,
Could you give her rubber gloves
Make her iron in the nude
If you could
Oh God
One without a headache would be handy
They tell me nymphs are always randy
Oh God
Can I get one that’s tight
Not too bright
Brings in beer
Doesn’t shout in your ear
Oh God
Can I change her every week
Would that be a cheek
A month would be fine
If I take a shine
Oh God
One more ask
The girls on My Poetry might take me to task
Can you make them think this is a beautiful sonnet
Aimed at them all
Keep it under your bonnet.
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Author:
Paul Bell (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: For the religious who like a laugh.
- Category: Humor
- Views: 9
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Comments5
Paul this one made me smile then laugh no easy task and it flowed so well. The satire of prayer for sex in such a humble way I thought that maybe Mark Twain wrote it. I have to say I really loved this poem it hit all the right points and for those ladies on the site that might take offense they really should step back and get the bigger picture for it speaks more of men than of women. A fave my friend
Putting you up for my ladies' defence complaint department. lol
Complaint departments are the same all over, wait in a long line to talk to one that doesn't care and has no power to make any corrections.
So true.
Your poem revolves around a humorous and somewhat irreverent request to God for a perfect partner. The speaker expresses dissatisfaction with their current relationship, highlighting stereotypical traits of both partners and their desires for an idealized, submissive woman. The subject matter touches on themes of gender roles, desire, and the absurdity of objectifying relationships.
To give him his due, he was watching the cup final, and I know she was trying to highlight the house was on fire, but you can't disturb a man when the footballs on. lol
I think it says more about men than woman, so no offence should be taken, really enjoyed the read
I think so, too.
But were your prayers answered? Ergo, no God.......
Strangely enough, no. lol
Oh well, better luck nest time - You should perhaps join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Paul, this one’s cheeky as hell…irreverent but self-aware enough to pull it off. It’s satire in a pint glass, and the final twist seals it perfectly. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Just waiting for the female version of man to come out now. lol
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