Shitbrella

James Michael

Watching the news 

giving me the blues 

Shit information 

distorting my vision

I need protection 

wanting direction

Reading books

is all it took

An umbrella 

for this fella 

Shit raining down

no need to frown

With my Shitbrella

 

  • Author: James Michael (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: October 17th, 2025 20:51
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    Erm, are you sure to face the opposite direction when the s**t hits the fan?! lol.

    • James Michael

      I just turn it sideways or up and down, depends on where it’s coming from!

      Thanks G.P.D. for stopping by.

    • sorenbarrett

      Creative and a poem that offers a solution to a problem. Loved it.



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