I have a hole in my ass

I have a hole in my ass 
And it itches terribly 
It's not like yours 
You sit on yours while mine stopped me from sitting. 
And my hole has no purpose  
Other than to itch and piss me off. 

I have it because I grew a cyst 
The size of a peach
Then one day 
It burst 
And filled my underwear with blood and puss
The nurse said I was 'blessed with a hairy bottom' 
And the doctor cut it open and drained the liquid and stuffed it with gauze and said 'don't sit down too much' 

I laid on my side for weeks and every time I stood to piss I was on the cusp 
Of blacking out
And I’d change underwear three times a day because the bandages
Were soaked with blood.
My shits were red, the toilet paper was red, the only thing that wasn’t was my face
Because all the blood was down the crack of my arse.

I had to go back to see the nurse 
and have her pull out the gauze 
From my hole - the way you pull string from a yo-yo - Ho ho it hurt.
and then she put some more back in. 
She threads me like a needle, sometimes she's gentle and other times she goes 'oops' 
And a tear rolls down my cheek 
While I'm face down on the bed and have my arse is up in the air. 

'You can put your pants back on now' she says peeling off her gloves with a snap. 
My arse throbs and my heart thumps 
There's blood in my ears. 
I gingerly pull up my jeans 
And thank her.