YOU'RE A NAZI!!!

Man #1:

If you like county music…you’re a Nazi.
If you still go the church…you’re a Nazi.
If you ever owned a gun…you’re a Nazi.
If you watch superhero films…you’re a Nazi.
If you drive a gas-powered car…you’re a Nazi.
If you liked to go fishing…you’re a Nazi.
If you hold doors for women…you’re a Nazi.
If you don’t trust the media…you’re a Nazi.
If you do trust the media…you’re an idiot.
If you believe in free speech…Nazi.
If you ever asked for ID… Nazi.
If you stream television…Nazi.
If you own a dog, not a cat…Nazi.
If you’ve ever seen a rodeo…Nazi.
If you like fast-food fries…Nazi.
If you act like a Nazi…ANTIFA.
High heels—Nazi!
Baseball cap—Nazi!
G.E.D—Nazi!
Don’t like wine—Nazi!
Spit, don’t swallow—Nazi!
Ever want children—Nazi!
Nazi-Nazi-Nazi-Nazi!  Nazi!!
Nazi, you’re all dam Nazis!  All of you!
Agree with me of you’re a Nazi!!!  Bwaaaaahhhh—

Thud.

Man #2:
Holy crap, did that guy just have a stroke?
Should we help him?

Man #3:
Nah, why bother.  He’s probably
a Nazi anyway…