RETURN OF THE PARSNIP

nephilim56 ( Norman Dickson)

It happens every Xmas
A serial killer returns
Hes known as the killer parsnip
Chopped or roasted or burnt
He hides within 
Your Xmas dinner
Always ready to pounce
Hid behind a carrot or a sprout.

 

  • Author: nephilim56 ( Norman Dickson) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 25th, 2025 02:08
  • Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good write N.

  • sorenbarrett

    I understand completely not a fan of parsnips. A fun read on a special day. Merry Christmas



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