this is a shitty poem,
if ever one was written,
about the shittiest people
with whom this world’s smitten.
you know the ones,
the underwriters
of fake—bitten—
callous kitten.
It happens.
© 2025 Tristan Robert Lange. All rights reserved.
First published on tristanrobertlange.com, December 29, 2025.
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- Comment from author about the poem: 🎄HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!🎄 I’m now published in an anthology featuring authors from across the Poconos, PA. All proceeds benefit the Pocono Liars Club — a collective of authors and editors dedicated to supporting and mentoring local writers. Available in paperback and Kindle, please consider purchasing one and supporting a great cause. https://a.co/d/58uxM69
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OMG, well done, my friend, so true.🤣😂 Your poem revolves around the notion of disillusionment with people who are perceived as insincere or hypocritical. The poet expresses disdain for individuals who contribute to societal negativity and superficiality. The subject matter highlights the frustration with "shitty people" and their impact on the world, suggesting a broader commentary on human nature and societal values.🤣👍❤️
Friendship, thank you…this one is meant to be blunt, not polite, and I’m glad the truth-telling humor landed. Sometimes calling it exactly what it is is the cleanest move. Glad the humor and message landed. 💩🔥😂🙏
I thought I knew who you were talking about until I came to fake bitten callous kitten now I'm smitten. Well done Tristan
Soren, thank you…that turn is exactly where I hoped the footing would slip. If it made you pause and then grin, it did its job. Appreciate you catching that pivot. 💩🔥😂🙏
Most welcome Tristan
Both makes me happy and sad about the reality we live in! Awesome poem🙏🏻🕊️
Indeed, me too! Thank you, my friend! Glad it delivered! 💩🔥😂🙏
I'm gonna be sick! lol. Here he is lurking - glug! heehee.
😂 I certainly hope you weren’t eating while reading this! We know who was glugging
Trust those you know are worthy, it's new year put the rest in the bin, don't trust those who ask for money, they should give it instead. Here's wishing you a book of your own, with a publisher who can see you, not use you. 🌹
Indeed...if only our knowledge were omniscient it would be fool proof! 😅 Sadly, I\'ve been that fool before. I\'m getting better at avoiding or rising above it, though. But hey, if I am going to throw a poem away, it might as well be at the end of the year and I might as well top it with icing, no? 🤣
As for the group, I am a part of them and do trust them. 😊 They are literally not making a dime on it. The group has zero funding and are local authors helping local authors, which was nice to find. Anywho, thank you so much, Teddy. I do, too, hope that other publishers will see value in my work as well. If that comes true this year, I will owe YOU a huge shout out for the New Year\'s wish! ❤️ Much appreciated, dearest friend.
Yes sh** happens doesn't it .. I'm just so glad this long known about issue is now out in the open .. Go well but watch where you tread .. Neville 🐧🐈⬛🖤👍
Ha, ha! We love a gold bold move of honesty!
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