For New Year...

orchidee

Don't worry!

I got millions of poems for ya

For the New Year

 

But how, asks Fido?

Don't you get writers block sometimes?

 

Ohh, but I will never get writer's block

With my Silent Poems

I've got about 4,694 on hand already

Here's Verse 1 of one of them for ya.....

.....................

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

************

^^^^^^^^

 

This poem goes on for 5,494 verses

Or however many verses you wish!

Notice the variation there

It's not ........... for every line!

And there's no words in any of the poems

 

Doh! This is utter rubbish, says Fido

In fact it's *"^&£€"&!!@!{%##! nonsense!

(Steady on there, Fido - 

Got to mark this 18+ now, cos of you saying that!)

Heehee.

 

  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 31st, 2025 03:29
  • Comment from author about the poem: Ooh, an 18+ poem?! A daft interlude. Woof from Fido too!
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 33
  • Users favorite of this poem: Friendship, Tristan Robert Lange
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Comments7

  • sorenbarrett

    Now Orchi you are going to leave me smiling on this last day of the year. You are on the dot for the first line, put me in a coma with a comma, got my ass kicked by an asterisk. Oh oh I'll have to rate this comment +18. Good one Orchi you get a high poetic rating for originality in symbolism.

    • orchidee

      KP says my creativity in silent poems knows no bounds! lol.

      • sorenbarrett

        Indeed

        • sorenbarrett

          A Happy New year to you Orchi

          • orchidee

            Happy New Year to you too SB..

          • Friendship

            Happy New Year,orchidee.I can't wait to read them.😂 Enjoy your humor.

            • orchidee

              Thank you F. Oh it's nutty! lol.

            • arqios

              Fun read, O

              • orchidee

                Thank you A. Aww, why they say 'That's your best poem yet' - no words in it! They don't really say that. lol.

              • Tristan Robert Lange

                LOL! Woof, woof, oof oof, glug glug...wait!?! That didn't rhyme...there he goes again! Thanks for the laugh my daft friend! Happy New Year to you, your hammy guinnea) pigs, Fido, and even KP too! 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦‍⬛

                • orchidee

                  Happy New Year to you too T. Only one that needs to be silenced, and we know him! lol.

                • Jerry Reynolds

                  A fine, fun write. Orchidee.

                  • orchidee

                    Thank you J.

                  • Neville



                    You should go wash your nib out in hot soapy water sir 😎

                    • orchidee

                      Thank you N. I could write these silent poems in invisible ink. lol.

                    • NafisaSB

                      enjoy fido's comments as well as the poem..keep them coming...lol

                      • orchidee

                        Thank you N. lol. A talking dog - ooh!

                        • NafisaSB

                          imagine if they could and did - so many of our secrets disclosed...lol

                          • orchidee

                            Lol.



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