(Which in Italian cooking) small dumplings
made from potato, semolina, or flour,
usually served with a sauce
which chewy consistency
glommed in a huge bunch
after the wife microwaved them
yesterday with noodles
and generally speaking and/or writing,
whenever introduced to novel food(s),
for the first time,
the hung jury and
imaginary verdict out to lunch
my nose and facial muscles yours truly
he did not scrunch.
Upon being served
while sitting atop my throne
the Lazy-boy easy chair
sometimes finding me asleep
(since the spouse
stays up until early morning
binging on above named station
i.e. Tubi, where producers
include internal teams
and external creators,
with prominent names
like Dennis Reed II,
Christopher Stokes, and Marques Houston
known for popular original films,
while the platform also supports
emerging talent through initiatives
like Stubios, offering resources
and mentorship from Issa Rae
and ColorCreative
for aspiring filmmakers
to create diverse content
for the ad-supported streaming service).
After jogging my mind what to write
actually both of us (yours truly
and the missus agree to unite
and watch a program,
but most times, I opt for Netflix
paid for thru Verizon Fios
since we do not pay for television service
way to many commercial
thus viewing enlightening
material a pleasant sight
for these sore eyes of mine - quite
afflicted with burning/
stinging sensation of lately outright
problematic, when trying to read
(even a book with large print
but usually yours truly
ready and willing to hit the sack
just when the bewitching hour
tolls twelve o'clock midnight
ever since my sexcapades a tarnished knight
in shining armor owning
onus of negligence and greater insight,
which dalliances nearly
wrecked our marriage
whereby concerning Ms. GeeGee
the second mistress
and a woman of color,
I did consort with and goodnight
unaware what awaited me
at 724 Railroad Avenue
whereby the spouse ready to expedite
divorce, though neither of us
financially solvent enough
whereas I strongly considered
from sexual and marital transgression
to join the order of the Carmelite,
which Catholic religious community
traces roots to Old Testament prophets,
focused on a life of prayer, service,
and union with God,
under the patronage of Mary,
and includes friars (active ministry),
cloistered nuns (contemplative prayer),
and lay members (Secular Carmelites),
all committed to vows
of poverty, chastity, and obedience,
symbolized by wearing the brown scapular
linkedin to spirituality that emphasizes
following Jesus, imitating Mary,
and seeking God's presence
through deep prayer
and a communal life
regularly serving gnocchi
without the gummy pasty taste
to satiate the appetite
and packed my bags
the nasty, short and brutish
tongue that ever did wag against me
his most gracious lase-majesté
seeking redemption courtesy the holy savior.
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Author:
poet2rhyme4tommorrow (
Offline) - Published: January 4th, 2026 00:56
- Category: Humor
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