A pineapple within my burger

Atticus_made

So I sat there, within my robes,

My food in hand, taking a bite,

It tasted good.

 

I continued to eat, happy for a break,

when all of a sudden,

there was a piece of Pineapple within my burger.

 

I called out confused, why would it be there?

Had the gods forsaken me?

 

A piece of Pineapple within my burger, I was upset,

It had ruined the day,

For I do not even eat pizza with pineapples.

  • Author: atticus_made (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 12th, 2026 03:58
  • Comment from author about the poem: If anybody understands this, truly I adore you. (my friend suggested this, I thought of it as quite funny)
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 25
  • Users favorite of this poem: lilmoonxx
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  • sorenbarrett

    So used to routine that it becomes anticipated and expected. To interrupt it even with something good but unusual is not only a surprise but an unpleasant one. A fun read.

  • lilmoonxx

    I get the context lol. Is it Bangchan's pinapple dilemma?

    • Atticus_made

      Yes! I enjoy a lot of his content that he posts, this is a small cheerful poem, did you like it?

      • lilmoonxx

        I loved it. It was a really fun read.



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