A pet world

Lorenz

I call a cat : ''  Nocturnal vagabond

who jumps from you to roof ! ''

Is the dog's eye not in the master's voice ?

Mister Parrot  is a great philosopher 

who debates with  Donald Duck 

and Schoppenhauer ...

Beware of peacestilent pigeons 

with their immaculate old stained plumage ...

If your poetic side has awakened 

rather disillusioned ,

phone to '' Life prevention shot line ''

A tamed intelligence will advise you 

to get a teddy killer bear ...

Death is always full of surprises ! 

 So you might as well go accompanied

by a faithful poodle ! 

  In case of emergency  alert the impoud 

lot  at  the border ! 

Always with few ice and politness ...

I have a cute raptor in my living

that ate all my bonsai 

and totally chugged my weed elixir !

Friendship requires sacrifice 

and to be helpful to others ...

 Don't forget that if human  descended 

from apple ,the monkey, climbed  

back up the tree ,

and savouring a banana ,watches over 

the sleepy savanah ! 

 alas ! Skippy won't be coming back ...

A moon fish /octopus ascendant 

struggles in the murky waters of my madness,

always missing  the tide ...

 Poor sinner returning with empty pockets .

Watch out for these language mistakes

that will lead you to animal repentance !

Don't confuse a '' Black neagel  '' 

 with a '' Colored bird ! ''

A true story : I remember a nile crococodile 

exchanging some table talk  

with a nihilist  writer :  Was that me ?

 Well ...The poop scooper has been by .

   Festivities are over .

I am happy  in my  mental cell 

with my familiar spider  who always makes sure

to fill my coffee cup ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Author: lorenz (Pseudonym) (Online Online)
  • Published: January 31st, 2026 11:44
  • Category: Unclassified
  • Views: 4
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