I call a cat : '' Nocturnal vagabond
who jumps from you to roof ! ''
Is the dog's eye not in the master's voice ?
Mister Parrot is a great philosopher
who debates with Donald Duck
and Schoppenhauer ...
Beware of peacestilent pigeons
with their immaculate old stained plumage ...
If your poetic side has awakened
rather disillusioned ,
phone to '' Life prevention shot line ''
A tamed intelligence will advise you
to get a teddy killer bear ...
Death is always full of surprises !
So you might as well go accompanied
by a faithful poodle !
In case of emergency alert the impoud
lot at the border !
Always with few ice and politness ...
I have a cute raptor in my living
that ate all my bonsai
and totally chugged my weed elixir !
Friendship requires sacrifice
and to be helpful to others ...
Don't forget that if human descended
from apple ,the monkey, climbed
back up the tree ,
and savouring a banana ,watches over
the sleepy savanah !
alas ! Skippy won't be coming back ...
A moon fish /octopus ascendant
struggles in the murky waters of my madness,
always missing the tide ...
Poor sinner returning with empty pockets .
Watch out for these language mistakes
that will lead you to animal repentance !
Don't confuse a '' Black neagel ''
with a '' Colored bird ! ''
A true story : I remember a nile crococodile
exchanging some table talk
with a nihilist writer : Was that me ?
Well ...The poop scooper has been by .
Festivities are over .
I am happy in my mental cell
with my familiar spider who always makes sure
to fill my coffee cup ...
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Author:
lorenz (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: January 31st, 2026 11:44
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Comments2
Twisted tales or tails result in angry lions or liars. The garden of earthly delights was not what I had in mind for a good time. This poem shook my mind and now the coin slot works again. It is an absolute corker and I'll have a second expresso please.
A nobel prize for a masterpiece of the absurd ! Milk and sugar ?
You deserve it far more than the one that bought it and scratched his initials on its surface. I take mine black like my thoughts
Black is better for inspiration !
An ironic, deeply symbolic poem in which playfulness is combined with profound thought. Beautifully written!
I chose poetic contrabend !
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