"During the miraculous construction
Of the body
We realized it was necessary
To give it the ability
To fart
Otherwise it would`ve
Been a disas-
-ter"
Admitted the miracles worker
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Mutley Ravishes (
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We are all full of hot air, some smell more than others. A light hearted read Mutley
Indeed we are! Something imagined farts.
My friend, this is absurd theology at its finest…straight-faced cosmic design meeting pure bodily reality. I started dignified. I ended laughing way too hard. The mock-serious tone makes it land even harder. I am already wobbling. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Can you imagine not being able to fart anymore?! What on earth would happen?
LOL
Where would we be without farts?!
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