Where would we be
Without farts?
Maybe in a dark
Place
Maybe the universe
Wouldn`t have even bothered
Giving birth
To us?
Seriously,
Where would we be
Without farts?
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Author:
Mutley Ravishes (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Sorry, I couldn`t resist it.
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Comments2
Methane lighting, is that the answer to the energy crisis? A fun read Mutely
Could be! I just added some more lines. It`s even more fun now! Thanks for dropping by.
You are most welcome Mutley
My friend, this is absurd and I love it. You build this almost cosmic meditation on existence… “Maybe the universe / Wouldn’t have even bothered / Giving birth / To us?” …and then you snap it back to “Without farts?” The contrast is the whole magic. Silly, existential, and fearless in its humor. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
This rhyme just came out! Sorry....
🤣 No worries.
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