……..Hurry; rush him to the lab he’s trying to escape; that was poison he threw back for heavens sake, he’s convulsing and it’s making me so mad it’s giving me the shakes, he’ll escape into bliss while my empire capsizes from his series of shattering earthquakes, there’s a lot at stake, keep him alive until he give up the codes on those tapes, then we’ll set him on fire and push him down hill wearing a pair of skates, if my name ain’t what it is I’ll don a dress like misses Bates, slide down a pole and let the crowd slap my cakes.
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Author:
EvenwheniLie (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: For humor sakes
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LOL
Just wanted to put a smile on your face
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