Got my Kefir gut drink,
It'll be gone in a blink.
They come in blue, red and bronze,
Cleansing the stomach like good bombs,
Sip, sip, sip, don't down it all at once,
Or you'll have to go the toilet quick, quick, quick.
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Oh dear, is it a bit like syrup of figs then?! lol.
Haha yes, could be.
I heard of some Nuno fruit or similar name. It's said it tastes like car battery acid plus vomit. Shall we have some for tea?! lol.
A great expression of the saying to each his own. A fun read
Cheers, needed to do a fun one.
Cheers
Shaun, this is playful and sharp in its own lane. The build from colors to cleansing sets up the punchline perfectly, and “Or you'll have to go the toilet quick, quick, quick.” lands with that quick-fire rhythm you’ve built. It’s light, humorous, and self-aware. Good stuff, mate. 🌹🖤🙏🕯️🐦⬛
Thanks pal, I do many deep ones so thought it was time for something fun.
Hahaha! Fun is...well...fun! Glad you did!
Also a health warning....evidently. A Public Service Announcement.
I must promise myself to stick with water coffee and alcohol.
Thanks for the information.
Haha no worries.
What the fuck is imunity support?
Probably a made up slogan lol.
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